The Art of Negotiating

FATHER – Son, I chose a nice girl to marry you.
SON – But Dad, I prefer to choose my wife.
FATHER – My son, She is the daughter of Bill Gates.
SON – Well in this case I accepted.
Then the father negotiator will find Bill Gates.
FATHER – Bill, I have a husband for your daughter.
BILL GATES – But my daughter is too young to marry.
FATHER – But this young man is a vice president of the World Bank.
BILL GATES – In this case all right.
Finally the father negotiator goes to World Bank President.
FATHER – Sr. president, I have a couple recommended to be
vice president of the World Bank.
PRES. WORLD BANK – But I already have many vice-presidents,
including more than necessary.
FATHER – But Mr., este é jovem genro to Bill Gates.
PRES. WORLD BANK – In this case it can start tomorrow.

Moral of the story:

There negotiating lost. Everything depends on the strategy.

Collaboration Kadu! :)