With the word, crowned heads of our planet.
“WHY THE CHICKEN CROSSED THE ROAD?”
PRIMARY TEACHER: – Because the chicken wanted to get to the other side of the road.
CHILD: – Why yes.
POLIANA: – Because I was happy.
PLATO: – Because it sought to achieve Good.
ARISTOTLE: – It is the nature of the chicken crossing the road.
NELSON RODRIGUES: – Because he saw her struck, a chicken seductive, opposite.
MARX: – The current stage of the productive forces demanded a new class of chickens, able to cross the road.
AMIR KLINK: – To go where no chicken has gone before.
MARTIN LUTHER KING: – I had a dream: I saw a world where all chickens will be free to cross the road without being questioned their motives.
FREUD: – The concern with the fact that the chicken had crossed the road is a symptom of sexual insecurity.
DARWIN: – Throughout large dangerous periods of time, The chickens have been naturally selected, so that, now, have a genetic predisposition to cross roads.
EINSTEIN: – Whether the chicken crossed the road or the road moved under the chicken, depends on the viewpoint. Everything is relative.
President Fernando Henrique CARDOSO: – Why he crossed the road, does not matter. The important thing is that, with the Real Plan, the people are eating more chicken.
MALUF: – My government is what built over walkways for chickens. When elected again, 'll build chicken this side, for the chicken no longer need to cross the road.
Pothead: – It was a trip.
FEMINIST: – Humilhar for a franga, gesture exhibitionist, typically macho. Trying, furthermore, -that convinces, while pullet, never have enough skill to cross the road.
CHE GUEVARA: – You have to cross the road, but without ever losing tenderness.
Caetano Veloso: – The chicken is loved, é lindo, something like. He crossed, crosses and cross the road because Narciso, son D.Canô, wanted to eat it, or not…
Gilberto Gil: – I wanted to say that the metaphor of Brazilian music in the effective globalization of needy objects synergy chicken made pluralization reach the ears eternal geography asymmetric across the road.
LUIZ INàCIO LULA DA SILVA: – Because he wanted to join the other mammals.
Contribution of Fabricio!
